Thanks, LD

Thanks for not showing up to work on a project that is your responsibility too.

Thanks for putting yourself first instead of making sacrifices like the rest of the team. Guess you'll be the one surprised when it comes time to reap the benefits of all the hard work. You'll put your hand out and you won't get anything...well, maybe a dirty snot rag or something more vile.

I appreciate your lack of dedication. I especially like how you always look for the easiest way to getting out of doing any real work.

This one's for you; Mr. I think my ideas are all I need to contribute, call me when it's done so I can critique it absentee partner guy.

You get two thumbs up and a great big, "NEAT!"